i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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