ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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