Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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