i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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