I want to stick my p in your. b.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Randomize
