I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
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Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
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I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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