So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
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Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
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Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...