Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(216): View more from Ohio

Someone shit on the floor

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.

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(516): View more from New York

I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.

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(805): View more from California

Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"

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(419): View more from Ohio

Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face

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(+61): View more from Australia

I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me

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