shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
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