Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
