Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
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