Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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