I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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