it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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