I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
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just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
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I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
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He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
pray to the hookup gods
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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