return my video game
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
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If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
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I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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