O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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