she looked like the before picture.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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