nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Randomize
