It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
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I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
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At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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