so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
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at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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