Buhtt sex?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
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You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
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We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
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