I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
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I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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