i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
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He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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