I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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