New invention idea: vibrating tampons
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I would fuck him just for his dog
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
wow bdsm is so cute
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