That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
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These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
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I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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