oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
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He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
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I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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