Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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