mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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