he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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