Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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