FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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