Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
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No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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