He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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