you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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