I need help removing her.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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