"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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