hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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