Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
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