I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
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Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
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i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
And then my night got REAL pukey
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
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