Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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