Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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