Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
its not stalking. its research.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
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