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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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