? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
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Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
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I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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