HIV tests are more positive than that guy
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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