she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
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I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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