how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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