yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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