Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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