when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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