I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
