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a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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