We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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