But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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