Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
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Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
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Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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