love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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