Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
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thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
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I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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