Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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