Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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