how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
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idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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