gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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